The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.
He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.
by EagleEyed April 27, 2021
by Yoooboi May 18, 2021
Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.
Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.
Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.
by gdiz916 July 7, 2022
On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations
by Derick1357pwexs April 11, 2019
To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that
"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner
by Gerard Lavery March 16, 2008
by Hunter_Murphy the homosexual November 23, 2022