A girl who has to direct a guy (who chronically snapchats instead of texting) back to an actual conversation on iMessage by not opening his snaps.
"Oh my god Gina didn't even reply to me on Snap last night, I actually had to TEXT her. F**cking text shepherd."
by Matthew Scott 1/20 April 3, 2017
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Having sex with a girl & her mother on separately occasions.
Eric did ‘the welsh shepherd’ by having the mutton and the lamb.
by TM&EH January 15, 2018
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The act of having sex with a very hairy woman.
She hadn't shaved in months, but I went ahead and did the Shepherd's slide.
by Prough91 April 2, 2011
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A time that is quiet and used for meditation in the Lord Jesus Christ, to receive revelation from the Holy Spirit, fellowship with God the Father, and prayer. The opposite counterpart to demon time.
Chris: Hey, do you wanna get turnt tonight?
Zeke: Nah, I’m okay, I need some shepherd time tonight.
by Pastorella November 2, 2022
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A close "cousin breed" to the well-known central-western European species of dog, this choice of canine is favored by movie-stars for its loyalty and friendly disposition.
As a child, I heard a radio-ad narrated by someone calling himself "Jean Shepherd"... I remember wondering at the time how a dog could talk.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018
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One of President Biden’s two pet dogs; he is the first rescued dog to live in the White House. He has been attacked by the media repeatedly for biting secret service agents, even though the injuries they received were relatively minor and in one of the cases didn’t break the skin. This behavior is likely the result of a lack of training dealing with meeting new people. The media’s aggressive attacks over these incidents and ridiculous frequency of these types of stories popping up on certain news and social media platforms suggests that these companies who over advertise these stories, which have no real significance given no real injury was caused, have a Speciesism bias.
The companies that wrote these stories about Major the German Shepherd should be called out for doing so; for by writing stories like these they are promoting Speciesism and for drawing so much attention to stories like this that are not even worthy of the public’s time for this is not a significant incident for no real injuries were ever caused. It’s a major example of the Speciesism found in the news and social media industries. (The gif bellow is an example of the stereotype the media has created for Major and other German Shepherds, which in this case they portray as being aggressive, which is often not the case as the dog's temperament depends on how well they are trained.)
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