by Lifnfnfnfnfnsjahahhaga October 14, 2023
When you have to poop but you don't want poop on your hand so you put toilet paper around your hand.
by Sifi999 November 4, 2021
Person 1: *screaming*
Person 2: What’s going on? Did you get hit with Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: No, it’s something much worse
P2: What could possible be worse than Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: It’s Poseidon’s Hickie!
Person 2: What’s going on? Did you get hit with Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: No, it’s something much worse
P2: What could possible be worse than Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: It’s Poseidon’s Hickie!
by The Holy Lord Of Bacon May 8, 2020
When you have a piercing through the tip of your cock and then you ejaculate and the cum goes three different ways
by hellboybaby666 May 5, 2023
When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way
After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet
by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022
by dgfdgdgsdgttttttt December 22, 2021
An afternoon thunderstorm in a college town, usually in Florida.
Named so when a storm pukes up a lot, both violently and loudly.
Named so when a storm pukes up a lot, both violently and loudly.
by Black Bean Burger Baby June 16, 2018