Poseidon’s Hickie

When you take a dildo up the ass that has been submerged in toilet water

Person 1: hey bud have you heard of a Poseidon’s kiss?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: well this is a Poseidon’s hickie!
Person 2: *screeching*

by Poseidon’s Hickie December 4, 2020

Poseidon’s Hickie

Poseidon’s Kiss, but after you have peed in the toilet.

Person 1: *screaming*
Person 2: What’s going on? Did you get hit with Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: No, it’s something much worse
P2: What could possible be worse than Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: It’s Poseidon’s Hickie!

by The Holy Lord Of Bacon May 8, 2020