2 definitions by The Holy Lord Of Bacon

Poseidon’s Kiss, but after you have peed in the toilet.
Person 1: *screaming*
Person 2: What’s going on? Did you get hit with Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: No, it’s something much worse
P2: What could possible be worse than Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: It’s Poseidon’s Hickie!
by The Holy Lord Of Bacon May 8, 2020
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