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Goosing is the act of pulling out your dick and wacking said female in the face. Though this term can be used by anyone, it in standard situations calls for an older male sportscaster (ie Goose Givens) and a 14 year old girl.
Man, I goosed Sara Nardella last night.
Yah he was passed out and I goosed him good.
Goose by S-Killa May 1, 2006
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A loving word for mother.

Derived from Mother Goose.
Son: Hey Goose how are you?
Mother: Better than you after what I just found out you did!
Goose by Vibro March 7, 2011
"yo maaaad goose!"
"dl goose"
"cop mad goose"
Goose by CeePeeGee November 30, 2006
A third wingman that questions everything that the you and your wingman might do i.e. hobbies, musical tastes, etc. Always one of pessimistic behavior.
I know this movie is good because Goose didn't like it.
Goose by Caexar January 8, 2007
A strange cockney bus driver who most likely likes to soap up little boys. Can't drive for toffee.
Goose just tried to rape when i got of the bus!
goose by Mervin Bethell March 16, 2004
the goose is the part of the body between your arse hole and your ball sac.
Gaz loves havin his goose licked by crazy geordie stalkers
goose by stu August 4, 2004