gooser 

someone who is a silly goose

You are a gooser.
Someone who does something silly.

gooser by Zenny Renee November 24, 2007

gooser 

one who "gooses" (see goose-a pinch between the buttocks).

a person that gooses, or pinches another person between the buttocks is known as a gooser.

gooser by Greg Martin May 23, 2006

gooser 

A classic insult, used as a form of banter.

Aidan is as looser as a gooser.

gooser by BilboHaggis January 6, 2017

Gooser 

A male erection at it's peak. Origin : Stockton Australia.

Come over and tend to my raging gooser you saucy little thing.

or

I gotta find me a woman to help me dispose of this whopping gooser.

Gooser by Patousse December 23, 2006

gooser 

someone who is mooning people and they dont realize it, like their pants are fallin off and their ass crack is showing.

ha ha betty's a gooser look at her hairy ass crack

gooser by pinkfred April 1, 2007

gooser 

a very sneaky fart. one that can only be heard by people very close to the perp.

usually is followed by a uncertainty and finger pointing as to who actually let out the gooser.

ex:
guy 1: dude, did you just let that gooser?
guy 2: no i think it was that guy.
jane fonda: it wasnt me, dick.

gooser by ojpimpjuice69 December 17, 2008

gooser 

1) A hot ass girl

2) A big ol bud.

3) A big ass butt

4) A very very long golf drive.

5) A sick water pipe.

6)Anything pertaining to anything you want at any particular time.

"Yo, did you see that gooser walk by?"

"I just goosed one right on the green!"

"Lets go rip the gooser."

"Yo pass me that gooser cause im trying to get bruisered and i only can use the gooser so the goose will gooser."

gooser by Big Gooser July 3, 2007