My gf came back with a ape cave after she aborted my child as a child on meth now in depression I'm addicted as I had to console and reassure with sloppy seconds
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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physically and emotionally abusing two baby primates normally an ape
That man is a known ape-skoughta
by xX6969Xx March 2, 2017
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One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose
Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"
by m. n. October 26, 2007
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When one milks the teet of and monkey/ape. Very common practice found in the northeast.
“Hey, did you get that fresh jug of Ape Milk?”
by Ape Milker October 6, 2020
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the feeling of false confidence that comes from taking AP courses in high school
I'm going to do great on the AP Chem exam. I have APness.
by Jeff8758 August 1, 2011
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