Tism Rizz 

Tism rizz is Autistic traits being mis/interpreted as flirting or an overstated interest. Often results in people having crush’s on the tism rizzer while they have no idea. Examples include: intense eye contact, looking at lips to lip read, body language showing interest in conversation, being thoughtful, stimming and just masking traits in general. Popularised by the tik tok audio by Rain Stern, many examples of autistic peoples experiences with the tism rizz can be found under the hashtag #tismrizz.

A darker side of this that has to be acknowledged is the higher rate of sexual assault experience in autistic individuals. A misinterpretation is not consent, if it’s not an enthusiastic yes it’s always a no and your natural/unmasked behaviour is never, in any way asking for anything.

Why do people keep falling in love with me, must be my tism rizz. 😎

Tism Rizz by Italianelf July 24, 2023

tissnot

Its simple: tissnot your balls, tissnot your asshole. It is your tissnot.

(the area between your balls and bumhole)

When i go to the gym i put deodorant on my tissnot to stop sweat.

tissnot by Youngy Youngson March 5, 2010

badum tish 

It's an onomatopeia for a drum technique normally accompanying the conclusion of a cheesy joke or a comedy pratfall (where someone is made to look like an idiot by their own devising - such as falling on a banana skin they earlier discarded). It consists of two fast rimshots and a splash cymbal - producing the sound "badum tish".

#1: What does bees do if they don't want to drive?
#2: Dunno
#1: Wait at the buzz stop! Haha!
#2: Badum tish!

badum tish by Mats Valen May 1, 2007

tisk tisk 

The phrase "tisk tisk" is sometimes used when someone does something bad, frowned upon, or just plain stupid.

" tisk tisk " said rebecca to stephanie when she forget to do her homework.

tisk tisk by iheartyou October 29, 2005

Tisha 

The sexiest woman in Richmond, VA; incredibly intelligent; loves puppies who hump; has a beautiful personality that attracts both men and women; magnetic smile-you can't stay away from this woman; loves to have fun and is your go-to person for a great night out; hard-working and fun-loving; slow to let others in her circle of trust but once you are in, she's your friend for life

"That's my Tisha."

Who's that amazing lady? "That's Tisha!"

Want a drink? "No! I want a Tisha!"

Tisha by coco399 February 3, 2010

tissue pixies 

1. The pixies that you hope will replenish the toilet paper when you've just used the last of it but are in too much of a hurry to replenish yourself.

2. The pixies that stole the last of the toilet tissue when you could swear there was at least half a roll 4 hours ago.

3. The pixies that laugh at you when you've just survived a spine chilling bout of diarrhea only to discover that the tissue pixies are not on your side today. The only thing within arm's reach that you can wipe your ass with is one last whispy sheet of toilet roll. The pixies leave this one sheet just to watch you attempt to use it.

"For Chrissake Pete! Who do you think puts a new toilet roll out? The goddam Tissue Pixies?"

Jack: "Linda? Can you come in here and pass me a new roll of toilet paper?"
Linda: "I only put a new one out this morning. I swear the tissue pixies are back"

Mike: "Phew, I could have shit through the eye of a needle!... dammit! Who the hell used the last of the tissue?"
Pixies: "Snigger"

tissue pixies by Houdinia December 9, 2008

Tishering 

The act of wandering Pittsburgh's South Side neighborhood heavily intoxicated while smoking a cig without any predetermined destination. An individual who is "Tishering" is often blacked out, wearing a "casual jacket", and appears as if they are unintentionally Moving Like Bernie.

Yo Miller, its too early in the night to be Tishering already

Tishering by fordycent February 27, 2011