solar hype 

A person that is only able to hype when the sun is out. It would seem that all their energy is gained from the solar rays of the sun. Without the sun they are usless. Solar hypes tend to have an early bed time.

Person One: Yo Konrad why do you look so struggling today?
Person Two: Man im a solar hype and the sun is not out, I cant hype without the sun.
Person One: Yo weak ass should be in bed...

solar hype by Young Et December 6, 2009

Solo Fist Pump 

A private act of self-congratulation involving flexing the bicep, jerking the elbow, bringing the fist in close to the chest and holding momentarily. Performed surreptitiously.

A more expressive alternative to patting oneself on the back.

May be abbreviated to sfp

John nervously hung up the phone after confirming his first date with the Head Cheerleader, marking the occasion with a solo fist pump.

Solo Fist Pump by ilovemavis June 1, 2010

Solopipe

All you need in one smoking pipe. It has the lighter built in and a cover for the area with your "tobacco" so it wont fall out when packed. All you do is slide down the cover and click the button for the lighter, inhale and exhale. Simple as that, all you need is one hand.

I didn't even need to find a lighter, it was built into my solopipe

Solopipe by mizsmilie October 4, 2010

solly vinroid 

a substitute phrase for "salt and vinegar. Originating in the West Leeds area of the United Kingdom.

chip shop worker "would you like solly vinroid on your chips?"

customer "yes please sir."

solly vinroid by jim jiminy October 19, 2010

Solol 

There are two definitions for this word.
a. When you laugh at something that nobody else thinks is funny.

b. You remember something funny at a random time and start loling.

c. You're alone and something on the internet makes you crack up.

a. I was watching Funny People with my friends and Ira Wright was telling a joke and I started to Solol

b. I totally remembered that part in The Office and starting to solol

c. I was at home watching that new California On and it made me solol like a G6

Solol by RT232 January 11, 2011

Soluble Fiber 

An important nutrient in every diet, soluble fiber corrects BOTH constipation and diarrhea. It sucks up water so it "makes a turd" no matter what your stomach already has going on. It does not cause sneak attack diarrhea.
It is vital in managing IBS.

Soluble fiber is found mainly in what your dad calls "starches" white breads, pasta, skinned potatoes and also in "smooth" fruits like apples, pears, and plums(sans skin).

You need more soluble fiber, have a Metamucil cookie. All those whole grains you eat might as well be tree bark. Sure, they scrape the cancer out of your colon, but they don't make a turd.

Soluble Fiber by Grocery B April 23, 2011

solar enema 

idiomatic noun; a polite euphemism for "blowing sunshine up the ass," or in other words, when someone makes deceptively encouraging or unctuous statements, or false promises, for dishonest purposes like covering up a bad situation or gaining influence with the listener(s).

CEO: "I know you employees are all concerned about more lay-offs, but senior management sincerely believes that our company has effectively right-sized to optimize efficiency and to achieve our goals for profitability. I am satisfied that our jobs are secure..." Worker #1: "Do you believe Mr. Big Boss? Whose goals and jobs is he talking about--I bet by 'ours' he mostly means the good ol' boys in the boardroom!" Worker #2: "You called it, sister! Flush that solar enema where jargony newspeak belongs."

solar enema by Gawdamned Yankee November 4, 2011