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Broscience 

Incorrect information about health and fitness, believed correct because a person heard it from someone or read it somewhere. Commonly still believed even when peer reviewed scientific methods prove it wrong. Often over sensitive athletes will get angry and whiny if something "broscience" they believe is challenged. (se other definitions for examples)
weightlifters using broscience: I eat glucosamine everyday!! Its good for my knees!!
Broscience by Science damit April 14, 2022
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bros before hoes kc 

^^what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping with you after school and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it has become increasingly apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term.

a special mention to: rachael chow and bridget tang (寶貝)
"bros before hoes" i uttered under my breath as she was pulled from the train

she whispered a pathetic "sorry" all the whilst avoiding eye contact with me, before promptly receiving a multitude of forehead hickies. does she feel guilt, leaving me in the dust? or is she void of human emotion, but a placeholder for the wonderful woman (?) she once was?

"bros before hoes kc" i muttered, moments before i ended it all.

Broskini 

A broskini is a logical escalation of Brother --> Bro ---> Broski ---> Broskini. Each next level indicates a higher status in the bro love.
Yo what's good broskini!
My wonderful broskinis, what is poppin'.
Broskini by SophomoreTan November 23, 2022

Brostankidyasski 

Something you call your bro when they stink like ass.
Guy 1: “What’s up Brostankidyasski”
Guy 2: “Bro, I don’t smell that bad
Brostankidyasski by RJBug February 22, 2023

The Brostoff 

A dance in which the arm is extended fully and lifted and raised repeatedly. Knees may bend as well.
Kid 1: Yo, what's that kid doing? Is he heiling Hitler?
Kid 2: No, he's just doing The Brostoff
The Brostoff by jfeldz November 14, 2012

Headskimo Bros 

The Union of two bros after both having received a blowjob from the same girl.
Dick and Evan became Headskimo Bros after both receiving a blowjob from the same hoe at a party.
Headskimo Bros by Kidmescudi October 31, 2016

bullet bros 

a group of guys (at least two) that move through women at a fast rate
"oh look it's the bullet bros"
bullet bros by seriouslyr November 18, 2016