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disney music 

the reason why music has a confirmed cancer

museum feet 

Numbness and pain in the feet caused by long periods of standing and slow walking in a museum. A symptom of Museum Leg Syndrome, and very similar to mall feet. The condition is exacerbated when the facility is lacking in benches.
"After four hours in the museum, we each had to take off our shoes and rub our feet. We definitely had museum feet."
museum feet by yes juanito yes September 14, 2014

muscle chick 

a female bodybuilder or woman with big, well-developed muscles.
Dude, if you haven't dated a muscle chick, you don't know what you're missing.

I went to a bodybuilding show last weekend. There were muscle chicks everywhere.
muscle chick by fbbfan March 11, 2006
Quite simply, this three person band from Great Britain produces the best music im sure I will ever hear. Hearing "Thoughts of a Dying Athiest" makes me want to touch myself.
If you like Muse, give yourself a high five!
If you have never heard Muse, go to www.muse.mu where you can hear their music.
If you don't like Muse, then you can go fuck off and die, because you are, no doubt, an ignorant bastard with less appreciation for good music than N*sync fans.
Quinten: *Gives Jake 5 dollars*
Jake: What is this for?
Quinten: Thanks for telling me to listen to Muse. They kick ass!
MUSE by JakeSeifert September 5, 2005

pop music 

commonly mistaken for being a shortened version of 'popular music', pop music is a term that applies to songs which use a pretty formulaic verse chorus bridge, verse chorus as the standard.. a rock n' roll song that hits it bigtime is still a rock song.. popular country tunes are still country tunes.. hip hop be hip hop. due to mass-corruption on many levels of humanity, pop's name has been spoiled--forever linked to (but not limited to) the latest top40 geared studio manufactured product pusher of the month.
fella #1: "did you watch conan last night?"
duder #2: "nah, too busy watchin'the music video station."
fella #1: "those music video's are nothing more than 3 1/2 minute commercials, played over and over until we know the words, associate that with liking it and buy the album."
duder #2: *singing latest madonna song in his head* "huh? whah? sorry, i wasn't listening."
fella #1: "record companys decide and let the music channels and radio stations know what the next hit single shall be. they can afford to do that sorta thing."
duder #2: "but kelly clarkson totally rocks!"
fella #1: "wrong. she will be gone shortly and forever erased from our memories."
duder #2: "who was on conan?"
fella #1: "broken social scene.. amazing band, proving that the pop music has room for growth, depth, and talent."
duder #2: "you gonna eat that?"
fella #1: "ugh.. take it." *hands over his sandwich*
pop music by the-rich April 12, 2006

MTV Music Awards 

All it is is one big riggfest sponsored be the RIAA. See VMA or MTV VMA.
The MTV Music Awards suck dogshit.
MTV Music Awards by middle finger September 17, 2003