Tarkington 

There’s Redneck Finney’s .There’s crackheads like Tret Carpenter and Dawson Snead and their gay.Tarkington is very dumb but the football basketball basebvall and track is the best teams to go and try out. There couzin fukers in Tarkington. But it’s better than Cleveland and splendora bc they do drugs and fight but Tarkington has a couple of bad ppl in the town. Not tryin bully on Tret or Dawson. But u know their diks. But if you need your car or truck fix come to Tarkington high school. And yes I am a yee-yee person and no I don’t like to fuk my cousins like all the rest of the yee-yees.

Bobby- let’s go in the duly to go to school at Tarkington

Levi- heck ya but I’ll take my truck and race you to Tarkington ok
Bobby- ok bruh I’ll beat you to Tarkington

Levi- bet you won’t

Tarkington by Steve dumb September 19, 2019

Taking The Easy Way Out 

1. The act of using the simplest solution to a problem, whether or not it's the best one.

2. The act of committing suicide. Generally used (along with other euphemisms) in various settings to avoid using the word "suicide" in any context, because it triggers some people.

After going through a series of traumatic events and losses, Bill decided that taking the easy way out would be his only option.

Taking The Easy Way Out by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022

i’m taking a grumpy 

Slang. It’s what you say when you want to take a 💩.

Hey bro! Hurry up! Do you mind? I’m taking a grumpy

i’m taking a grumpy by B-rizzle May 3, 2019

taking the piss 

To appear serious, but actually meaning the opposite - most of the time. Usually followed up by the 'piss taker' (the one who joked) revealing he/she was only joking.

'Hey did I ever tell you you're fucking pug ugly?'

'No you didn't and that hurt'

'I'm only taking the piss. You fucking filthy mongoloid.'

taking the piss by Iwo July 10, 2007

taking her shoes 

When you take a girl's shoes and you don't give them back to her until she makes out with you, then following said making out you give the shoes to Puertorican kids who beat her.

Dude, I wanna hook up with Bryn, I'm thinking of taking her shoes.

taking her shoes by Foot Locker December 27, 2008

Mega-tasking 

Performing 5 or more tasks at the same time. Mega-tasking should not be attempted if you are an idiot.

I was working on an excel spreadsheet, writing a word document, taking on the phone, checking my email, eating lunch and drinking a soda at the same time... I was mega-tasking.

Mega-tasking by Lobozzo July 16, 2008

what you talkin bout willis? 

Implying that someone else is crazy when they're merely pointing out your foolishness.

Willis: Don't you think you'd better put the lid on that blender full of gunk before you plug it in?

Lil' Fool: What you talkin bout willis? (as he plugs in the blender)

what you talkin bout willis? by Liv Pooleside April 8, 2006