The equivalent of a H-Bomb coming from one's ass; these farts have the ability to linger for minutes, and can even spread through multiple rooms.
Beware of anyone with protein farts.
Beware of anyone with protein farts.
John: *farts*
Bill: ...dude, did you jus- WTF IS THAT SMELL?
John: PROTEIN FART, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: *runs to his room* ARGHH, IT FOLLOWED ME IN HERE.
Jack: *opens his room* WTF IS THIS SMELL COMING INTO MY ROOM?
John: Sorry guys, I can't help it.
Bill: ...dude, did you jus- WTF IS THAT SMELL?
John: PROTEIN FART, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: *runs to his room* ARGHH, IT FOLLOWED ME IN HERE.
Jack: *opens his room* WTF IS THIS SMELL COMING INTO MY ROOM?
John: Sorry guys, I can't help it.
by DeathTaco February 8, 2010
by Zinzara July 6, 2009
by Stephen McDonnell February 10, 2006
A soundless, but potent fart delivered by a female, often times while she is sleeping. Because of the lack of auditory evidence, the culprit will always deny.
I was enjoying watching television until my wife delivered a heinous angel fart which caused me to gag and my eyes to burn.
by JSTrojan February 16, 2010
by Bob33 October 18, 2007
The act of passing gas while standing at a urinal. Sometimes the trip to the urinal is made solely for the purpose of the urinal fart. Females are unable to partake in the urinal fart...for obvious reasons.
Man I've got to fart really bad I need to go make a urinal fart.
Did you hear that urinal fart, he must have been holding that ll day.
Did you hear that urinal fart, he must have been holding that ll day.
by Manic Med Student August 23, 2006
It's a nungey smelling kind of fart that leaves a tang in the back of your throat and roof of your mouth.
by Joey Watling January 31, 2011