brick shithouse complex

a term used to explain man's fear of getting cornholed when squatting in the bush, specifically homophobic men who wear their manhood as a defence system against what they feel is threateningly "gay".

Someone: "Vlad the Impaler enjoyed impaling people up the sphincter so he must of been scared someone would do the same to him"
Someone #2 "For sure, he totally built that castle of his with a brick shithouse complex"

by draven66 December 8, 2010

shithouse door on a tuna boat

1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.

2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.

"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"

"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."

"Wha'd'ja think?"

"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"

by Pard Padre January 29, 2008

crazier than a shithouse rat

Insane, disturbed, having no control over one's actions.

That guy wearing the ski parka in August, he's crazier than a shithouse rat, keep away from him.

by teh pope December 10, 2004

built like a brick shithouse

1. having to do with a strong and well built person(usually a male)

2. having to do with a beautiful and curvaceous woman

He may be built like a brick shithouse but he does not always think before he acts.

by Light Joker December 16, 2006

stinks like a nigger shithouse

any place with people of any race that smells awful

stinks like a nigger shithouse typical usage: Holy Christ, Dude, this place stinks like a nigger shithouse!

by Jeff "Bubba" Strauss April 1, 2008

eyes like a shithouse rat

A person with exceptional observational skills, as in being able to spot items in complex or busy environments.

That lads got "eyes like a shithouse rat"

by OwDo June 10, 2022

Built like a Brick Shithouse

Originally "built like a brick outhouse" this term meant any project that was appealingly overdone or a level of quality that was better than was necessary.

Wow, your girlfriend really IS built like a brick shithouse.

by flamingsword September 4, 2004