Guff Custard

The substance produced by a shart

The guff custard slowly dribbled down her chin.

by The Gjh,xvkGuff Cusatrrd August 25, 2017

Guff-Cack

Something, someone or situation is sub-standard or poor.

That film was guff-cack

by Sam Charlick May 30, 2008

guff nut

gobbet of faecal matter, usually attached to hair close to the anus.

the prospect of 69 heaven evaporated as a guff nut hove into view.

by chumpflower December 16, 2003

chuff guff

An alternate term for queef. See also fanny fart, muff puff and cunt grunt.

Shirley ripped a massive chuff guff as Colin rhammed her from behind

by xxdavxx July 9, 2015

Guff the team

when your meeting up with a group of girls and theres always that one slut for backup. if none of the guys get laid throughout the nigh, the slut is designated to have to jack everyone off, or guff the team.

Guy 1: Damn bro, this night is beat, I'm feenin some good box.

Guy 2: Ya there aint much talent tho bro.
Guy 1: Thats why we keep that one chick around to guff the team, when were feenin.
Guy: Sweet, she better get her dick beating hand ready

by shawtyGUFFINhandDUCKETS October 9, 2012

broccoli guffs

When a person consumes a large amount of broccoli, the next day they may find that they experience a high level of very bad smelling flatulence. This is the phenomenon known as 'Broccoli Guffs'

Person one: "Dude, whats that smell?"
Person two: "Thats my Broccoli guffs, LOL!"

by Sexpest666 November 25, 2009

guff n chuck

to catch one's fart and throw in an unsuspecting victims face.

Andy performed a guff n chuck on Tom. Nice

by Chik3b September 12, 2006