Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.
by Vitamin_Deficiency April 5, 2011
A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. In other words, a real DICK and hence the name "dick with ears."
Mike is dick with ears.
by JohnstonGuy August 12, 2004
It means that you are listenin to someone elses conversation when you should be mindin your own buisness.
by FrIsKo's FiOnEsT November 30, 2004
When a puppy gets a burst of energy and plays wildly with it's tuggy toy and shakes it so viciously that it's ear(s) get turned inside out, therefor resulting in "flop-ear".
by pupsy May 28, 2011
WinWin from NCT's Fairy/Elf Ear. The other NCT members have an obsession with touching it. Mostly Mark, Haechan, and Yuta.
by fluffyssi December 29, 2021
A term for someone who has so many malfunctions in the brain that they can’t even be diagnosed with a disability
Sara is so fucking ear blind she can’t even work out 8-3 with calculator
She even got the teacher to stay after hours with her to help for only a few minutes on her knees
She even got the teacher to stay after hours with her to help for only a few minutes on her knees
by Hidaniscool May 22, 2020
A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".
by Otsego69 March 1, 2016