A demon that u can summon by wanking on ur shit lol
This is The Wanky Shit Demon! Hooray! Thanks to Tony Blews who first made us aware that The Wanky Shit Demon could be summoned. Remember, whatever you do, DON'T SUMMON THE DEMON. DON'T DO IT!
This is The Wanky Shit Demon! Hooray! Thanks to Tony Blews who first made us aware that The Wanky Shit Demon could be summoned. Remember, whatever you do, DON'T SUMMON THE DEMON. DON'T DO IT!
by Rudy. July 23, 2009
A very unpleasant fungal infection caused by a build up of baby gravy usually found on the member of the hunched backed knuckle shuffler.
by ziplegs March 3, 2009
The art of ejaculating onto human faeces whilst it is sucked in and out of the anus.
Commonly known as turtle headed cum stick in the USA, the wanky shit sausage can only be performed when the receiver is in desperate need of a shit. As the shit draws closer to the exit, the giver wanks onto the shit and it is then sucked into the anus.
Commonly known as turtle headed cum stick in the USA, the wanky shit sausage can only be performed when the receiver is in desperate need of a shit. As the shit draws closer to the exit, the giver wanks onto the shit and it is then sucked into the anus.
My girlfriend was desperate for a shit so I suggested the wanky shit sausage, her arse hoovered my cum straight into her shit-infested bum
by Thombone Catkins December 17, 2010
Sexual activity 'hanky panky' involving at least one person called Frank/Franky/Franko and both people have Wanks.
"Hey baby, I think you're amazing. Feel like some Franky Panky Wanky? I promise I won't respect you or myself in the morning."
by Akritiri February 22, 2017
by MouseStew October 19, 2020
Why don't you reach over here and yanky my wanky.
What did you do last night?
Nothing, I was so bored I decided to just yanky my wanky.
What did you do last night?
Nothing, I was so bored I decided to just yanky my wanky.
by Cornbang December 14, 2015