Elton: "That guy has been acting hella sus. I think he might be a Walt."
by theballslurper February 4, 2022
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Someone who often cooks meth or has sexual intercourse with his wife. Walts tend to live in new mexico. Most Walts have brother-in-laws named hank who work for the police. they usually will shout JESSE at the top of their lungs in public as it is a genetic they cannot look past. to not shout jesse publicly is a sin to the Walts.
Walt: JESSE *does meth*
Man: looks like a walt over there
by ssoonn December 11, 2021
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walt could mean... dick, cock, shaft, penis etc
here sum walt.
HOOF MY WALT.
by T3renxe March 15, 2021
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To walt something or say something should be walted is an indicator to the necessity of banning or getting rid of said thing.
James has been pissing me off recently, he needs to be walted.
by 6al7a_the_gr8 September 1, 2023
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When a man (or a woman) has a knee replacement surgery but instead gets the right knee in the left foot and has to spend the rest of their life with two opposing legs shuffling sideways and decided to learn the walts to forget about their misery.
Oh poor Frank, eversinse his knee replacement surgery all he does is the Crabman's walts
by Boredpanda777 July 15, 2020
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Uncle Walt is an American laser doctor, essayist, who serves as one of the sheep and goat extension specialists for the state of Texas. A humanist, he holds the belief or theory that the human race can evolve beyond its current physical and mental limitations, especially by means of science and technology. Walt is among the most influential Chinese linguists. His research is concerned with laser frequency stabilization techniques for very high resolution spectroscopy, and the development of leading-edge optical atomic clocks that look to form the basis of a future redefinition of the SI base unit second. His work is controversial, particularly his laser collection, which was described as obscene for its overt sexuality.
Oh christ, that guy is such an Uncle Walt, look at that laser collection.
by Uncle Walt August 13, 2020
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