pod wad 

Someone that is so obsessed with apple products that they are oblivious to anything going on in the real world.

Look at Knut! That pod wad almost got hit by that car because he wasn't paying attention. Who crosses the road while surfing the internet on an iphone?

That pod wad has no idea his 9 year old son just hit a home run in the baseball game because he's on his ipad.

pod wad by matthewPwal January 11, 2012

Pod People

English title of pathetic 1983 sci-fi film "Los Nuevos Extraterrestres".
Has nothing to do with pods, and has nothing to do with people.
The target of a season 3 MST3K episode.

Pod People got no reason to live.

Pod People by Nat Rator June 13, 2004

Pod-blocked 

One who prevents another from playing their iPod on the stereo amongst a group of people.

I was playing music on the stereo with my iPod when Phil out of nowhere plugged in his iPod. Phil "pod-blocked" me, that prick.

Pod-blocked by 1DaftPunk April 14, 2012

pod-vader 

Star Warsian Nickname for ESPN Podcast Producer Jay Soderberg.

Pod-vader is the worst podcast producer in Bristol because he fails miserably at every drop opportunity. He also has crappy promos.

pod-vader by reyesfan7 August 20, 2008

pod person 

POD PEOPLE are believed to be about 90% of the world's population. They are of a hive mind. Their emotions are limited and often go from one extreme to another. Some believe the PODS are a virus of this Earth construct. Some believe we put them into this construct to fill it up like "background people" in a movie. Either way, the PODS took control of the Earth Template Constructs. At this time we cannot comment on the date the PODS "overtook" us. However, for many of the "real" humans we are going to a new Construct that is POD free. Hope I see you there!

Hey, get a load of this new marketing campaign I targeted at the average POD Person "You're a moron so buy this".

pod person by Light Warrior March 17, 2017

pod pirate 

when you have absolutely nothing to do on the train so you have to sit close enough to someone to listen to the sounds of their i-pod cos you cant afford your own.

"train journeys suck, Im bored"
"lets go pod pirate the rich kids"

pod pirate by snakeeyes July 29, 2006

pod rape 

describes the event of being raped by a pod of dolphins

dolphin: kekekeke
human:oh fuck, i'm being pod raped
dolphin 2: kekekekee
dolphin 3: KEKEKEKEEKEKEKEK

pod rape by Samantha "sobes" McKillop February 7, 2008