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the iraq 

The recipient of much needed maps from U.S. Americans along with the South Africa and the Asian countries so that we will be able to build up our future, according to Miss South Carolina.
Person 1: Hey Dick, do you think its time we invade the Iraq?
Person 2: We can use these new maps I just got off the internets.
the iraq by gunstarzero September 7, 2007
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Invading Iraq 

Waiting to do something that you know you shouldn't do until you can come up with a reson, regardless of whether or not you base said reason on false facts and illogical reasoning.
A: "Dude, that kid just threw a brick at that guys head!"
B: "George W. Bush sucks."
A: "What?"
B: "I said, why did he throw the brick?"
A: "The kid said it was because the guy's car was green, and therefore he was trying to commit insurance fraud because people would hit him because he blended in with the grass."
B: "But...the guy's car was silver...and we're downtown...where there is little to no grass..."
A: "I know, it's like invading Iraq."
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pro Iraq war documentary 

After seeing such well made movies as VALLEY OF ELAH, and WAR WITH OUT END I was kind of searching for pro Iraq war documentary's
seems to me that the Republicans could get Halliburton to fund something..
With the hours or compelling movies on the current war i kind of would like to see a pro Iraq war documentary....i guess the current administration didn't anticipate how sending the bulk of the movie going public to war might create bad press..and of course military families are so disregarded that they might not have extra money for that kind of stuff..

South Sac Iraq 

A nickname given to the south side of Sacramento because of all the crime and gang activity in this area. Sacramento is one of the most dangerous city’s in America with a crime rate of 40 per 1,000 residents.
I’m from South Sac Iraq nigga on mamaz
South Sac Iraq by Schools in Sac December 14, 2020

war with Iraq 

One of histories greatest strategic blunders. Currently in progress, you can actually watch stupid in the making. To defeat "terrorism" is it wise to occupy a country, kill their children and give them nothing to lose. Iraq is now a breeding ground for terrorists.
Original reason for going to war
-Weapons of mass destruction

when that fell through
-Saddams affiliation with osama

when that too was proved to be false
(or)their back up plans, back up plans
-We had to overthrow the dictator and "install" a democratic system

when a democracy proved to be highly unlikely to work
-put on your best "oops" grin, and say "nothings perfect look at our own last election!" (Way to go rummy)

Aside from the civilian casualties, the worst thing about this war is that bush is too fucking stubborn to admit he was wrong. Stubborn because he has the support of so many war-mongering shit for brains conservatives blindly following him.
Opposing a war has nothing to do with cowardice, as dropping a bomb has nothing to do with bravery. Brave is being able to sit for five minutes and think about the lives this war has ruined without trying to rationalize it in any way. The men at thermopylae were brave, the Iraqi civilians trying to carry on their lives are brave. Ill informed pro-war morons living across an ocean, blindly grabbing the tail of the blind rat infront of them, need to reach out and grab reality because war isn't "ya hoo" it's "oh no"!
war with Iraq by Black Cat Bone October 14, 2004

fun in Iraq 

Virtually non existent.There is no fun in Iraq

(or Afghanistan}.

There is nothing fun about going to Iraq.

So Don't go to Iraq.
Is there any fun in iraq?

Are there any sexy bitches? No, they wear Burqas mostly

Is there alot of alcohol? No, lots of sand

Is it a giant fucking desert? Yes

{Drugs}? Mabye

IEDs? Defiantly.

Go Iraq On Her

Send your soldiers on a false mission inside of her butt hole
She is back door friendly, so go iraq on her
Go Iraq On Her by no1_666 September 7, 2011