Jacob Black is better than Edward Cullen.
by ewalk316 December 2, 2009
Bella: Edward Cullen is my boyfriend
Bella’s friend: I don’t like that
Bella: I don’t give a crap what you think
Bella’s friend: I don’t like that
Bella: I don’t give a crap what you think
by Twilightgirl124 January 12, 2019
Edward Cullen (pronounced 'pedophile') is a sparkly, 117-year-old virgin sparklepire from the atrocious book/movie saga, Twilight.
He is the girlfri- I mean, boyfriend of the bland teenage Mary Sue, Bella Swan and the long-time rival of borderline-rapist, Jacob Black (see 'fake-ass werewolf').
His pastimes are sparkling, jumping around the woods and watching 17 year old girls sleep.
He is the girlfri- I mean, boyfriend of the bland teenage Mary Sue, Bella Swan and the long-time rival of borderline-rapist, Jacob Black (see 'fake-ass werewolf').
His pastimes are sparkling, jumping around the woods and watching 17 year old girls sleep.
person #1: "I swear someone is in bedroom watching us... "
person #2: "Yeah, it's that pedophile, Edward Cullen."
person #2: "Yeah, it's that pedophile, Edward Cullen."
by whattheheckisapseudonym? August 10, 2010
First, I'm going to give a physical discription.
Edward Cullen is a 17 year old vampire, changed by Carlisle. He is pale, like all other vampires, he has bronze hair, and face that any male model would trade his soul for. He had green eyes before he was changed, but as a vampire, his eye color varied from golden butterscotch, to topaz, to coal black when he's most thirsty. And of course, he is unbelievably, dazzingly gorgeous.
Now for the other description.
Edward lives with his creater and mentor, Carlisle Cullen. He has the gift to read minds. Over time, Carlisle created Esme, Rosalie,and Emmett Cullen. Since vampires don't age, the Cullen Coven has to move and "start over" before people suspect somehing is up. Edward and his family, including his "adopted" siblings, Alice and Jasper Cullen live in Forks, a small town in Washington. He goes to high school, controlling his never-ending thirst, when Isabella Swan, a new girl from Arizona comes to the school. First confused by the fact that he cannot read Bella's mind, and then furious when the scent of he blood nearly sends him over the edge. However, Bella and Edward create a relationship that is stronger than anything. His love for Bella and his compassion for her is what makes Edward Cullen such a likeable character. Edward Cullen is a story by itself.
Edward Cullen is a 17 year old vampire, changed by Carlisle. He is pale, like all other vampires, he has bronze hair, and face that any male model would trade his soul for. He had green eyes before he was changed, but as a vampire, his eye color varied from golden butterscotch, to topaz, to coal black when he's most thirsty. And of course, he is unbelievably, dazzingly gorgeous.
Now for the other description.
Edward lives with his creater and mentor, Carlisle Cullen. He has the gift to read minds. Over time, Carlisle created Esme, Rosalie,and Emmett Cullen. Since vampires don't age, the Cullen Coven has to move and "start over" before people suspect somehing is up. Edward and his family, including his "adopted" siblings, Alice and Jasper Cullen live in Forks, a small town in Washington. He goes to high school, controlling his never-ending thirst, when Isabella Swan, a new girl from Arizona comes to the school. First confused by the fact that he cannot read Bella's mind, and then furious when the scent of he blood nearly sends him over the edge. However, Bella and Edward create a relationship that is stronger than anything. His love for Bella and his compassion for her is what makes Edward Cullen such a likeable character. Edward Cullen is a story by itself.
by TwilightLover August 9, 2008
every teenage girl's heart is with this man, er vampire.
he is thee hottest thing to ever grace this planet called earth, a 108 yr old virgin :D, bella swan's hubby/baby daddy.
he has blondeish brown hair, golden eyes, rock hard ab's, ice cold lips, and a perfect bone structure.
he is in Stephanie Meyer's fictional best selling book "Twilight"
and, is the subject of many people's fantasy's/dream's! he is also talented with the gifts of mind reading and piano skills. he is a VEGETARIAN, so only animals for him(:
andd, has a beautifull daughter named Renesmee. lives in Forks Washington, due to the fact that it isn't sunny there.
and is "17". rich is a mofo.
has a dad named Carlisle, mom named esme sisters rosalie and alice, bro's jasper and emmet.
thee end!
he is thee hottest thing to ever grace this planet called earth, a 108 yr old virgin :D, bella swan's hubby/baby daddy.
he has blondeish brown hair, golden eyes, rock hard ab's, ice cold lips, and a perfect bone structure.
he is in Stephanie Meyer's fictional best selling book "Twilight"
and, is the subject of many people's fantasy's/dream's! he is also talented with the gifts of mind reading and piano skills. he is a VEGETARIAN, so only animals for him(:
andd, has a beautifull daughter named Renesmee. lives in Forks Washington, due to the fact that it isn't sunny there.
and is "17". rich is a mofo.
has a dad named Carlisle, mom named esme sisters rosalie and alice, bro's jasper and emmet.
thee end!
by Caitlinskidie February 9, 2009
A freak that sneaks into you your room to watch you sleep, and finds it amuzing. He can't breath while being with you beacause of your stink. He may, or may not, sparkle a glittery colour all over his body.
Ex 1
M: "He's such an Edward Cullen!"
K:"What!?! He snuck in your room again?"
Ex 2
J:"Did you see that?! Mark is such an Edward Cullen!!!
F:"Why's that?"
J:" ' Cause when Katy passed by him, he held his nouse"
M: "He's such an Edward Cullen!"
K:"What!?! He snuck in your room again?"
Ex 2
J:"Did you see that?! Mark is such an Edward Cullen!!!
F:"Why's that?"
J:" ' Cause when Katy passed by him, he held his nouse"
by MonkeyFistDudette April 13, 2011
A fictional vampire from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. I have no idea why everyone gets so upset about him. Twilight is a popular love story that has enchanted girls of every age and for some reason people (mostly teenage guys) can't accept that.
Edward is depicted as the "perfect" boyfriend because of his unconditional love for the protagonist, Bella Swan. He's the archetype of an ideal boyfriend who provides the love that girls seek - especially younger girls who still speculate about love and its meaning to them. Older girls and young women, like many other people, can and do use fiction as means of escape from their everyday lives (in this case, young women fantasize about having a strong relationship someday). People should step back and remember what it was like to be curious and unsure about love and relationships, and that having crushes on fictional characters or celebrities is a phase most girls grow out of.
Edward is depicted as the "perfect" boyfriend because of his unconditional love for the protagonist, Bella Swan. He's the archetype of an ideal boyfriend who provides the love that girls seek - especially younger girls who still speculate about love and its meaning to them. Older girls and young women, like many other people, can and do use fiction as means of escape from their everyday lives (in this case, young women fantasize about having a strong relationship someday). People should step back and remember what it was like to be curious and unsure about love and relationships, and that having crushes on fictional characters or celebrities is a phase most girls grow out of.
Everybody really needs to calm down and stop bitching about how much of a "fag" Edward Cullen is. Once they stop making movies, the Twilight series will be as forgotten as The da Vinci Code.
by not_a_twilight_fan August 7, 2010