Someone who has recently been extremely overly sexually active or is a wicked whore will likely have a lobster clit. So rub that one on your tits, bub, cause that's just a fact.
My buddy Dave told me a crazy story while on the skiddah, and I'm telling ya this will blow your freakin tits apart. Said Brandy has the biggest lobster clit that Dave has ever seen, she better lay off the liquid panty remover, I tell you what
by MOMMANATRIX November 18, 2022
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Anything which causes your. Clit to shrivel up usually caused by some sort of interruption of a self pleasuring session
I was in. The women's locker room showers washing up since I'm the equipment girl for the women's volleyball team I thought I'd have the place to myself so I started lathering up

I was about to stick a shampoo bottle I
Up my pussy when coach kuntkraaken walked in on me! Talk about a
Clit eclipse!
by 4realazitgits April 13, 2021
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When the clit is extremely long looking like an old woman's neck
Yo man I slept with this girl last night and that hoe had a clit neck
by Garry Wayne March 8, 2015
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The act of a lesbian, usually over 45, stalking a younger lesbian, 18-30, in the hopes of regaining her youth.
Godfuckingdamn, that nasty ass, leatherfaced dyke Deb is at it again! Why can't she stop clit vulturing and let me drink my shirley temple in peace!

Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss

That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.
by thefishbin August 29, 2011
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When the male genitalia head taps on a female's clit causing her to become more aroused and ready for action.
You have to give her a little clit therapy before you start pounding.
by DrFeelGoodPhD July 27, 2023
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Neither the moon nor the clit are redundant entities. Moon regulates Earth’s wobble and diurnal rotation, so also clit regulates childbirth and intense pleasure during orgasm!
Ahh! These proud girls with moony-clits!
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A male, usually a nerd, who submits words related to female genitalia such as clit, vagina and the like to urban dictionary, using pseudonym.
Haven’t met a more clit-centric male!
by Scimitar May 1, 2022
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