Weaksauce 

Weaksauce(adj.) - A term used in place of "that is (lame/weak/gay/etc.)!"

(1)"Um...Honey, I think the condom broke."
"Weaksauce!"
(2)"Dude, you missed it! That fat chick just got punched in the face!"
"Weaksauce!"

Weaksauce by Garret June 14, 2004

weaksauce 

A lame, weak way for dorks to put down other dorks online after a lame, weak insult. Quite possibly the worst bit of internet slang ever.

Ha! You think *my* avatar is weak? Well, yours is weaksauce.

weaksauce by Ted3243242 January 10, 2008

Weaksauce 

the manner of being weak by nature of virtue and character

My friend Ronen Price is weak sauce and has a fat girlfriend

Weaksauce by no one of consequence February 14, 2003

weaksauce 

someone that lacks in any situation

I smashed him on the n64, hes weaksauce.

weaksauce by tiendollaz May 16, 2007

Weaksauce 

Completely and utterly irrelevant

Ximian should know when to STFU with his weak sauce bullshit

Weaksauce by Taint E. Taint August 7, 2003

Weaksauce 

(1)Word used in place of more definite adjectives. Weak being interchangeable with many other adjectives, while sauce remains as a suffix.
(2)Lacking fertile sperm.

(1a)"Uh, dude, we're all out of bud."
"Weaksauce!"
(1b)"Man, my mom caught me tokin' last night.
"Gaysauce."
(2)"Goddamnit, we need to adopt kids."
"Why?"
"'Cause you've got fuckin' weaksauce."

Weaksauce by Garret February 6, 2005

Weaksauce 

infertile male; sperm that is no good.

He has weaksauce and can't get his girl pregnant.

Weaksauce by Dr. J August 18, 2004