by that old guy123987612983 April 7, 2010
You need to be fit and agile to play rugby. No pads like in Gridiron. Greatest team to exist is the All Blacks (New Zealand) and the Wallabies (Australia). England think theyre good but they arent.
by hammer November 18, 2003
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A game played by people that have most likely never picked up and read a book in their lives.
The game involves a number of hot and sweaty man grabbing each other and rolling around in the mud; despite this, rugby players are often very homophobic.
If you ever see a rugby player, it is a good idea to run away as there is a risk that he will 1) take his clothes off and put his 'gentleman's sausage' very close to your face, or, 2) grab you by the head and punch you until you vomit out your own small intestine and pass out in the street. It is safe to say that if you are attacked in any way by a rugby player nobody will help - reason: rugby players are scary as hell.
Many argue that rugby should be made illegal in school PE lessons, but if there was no violent sport to keep bullies distracted, they would most likely just attack all the nerds whilst they are playing chess or reading books.
The game involves a number of hot and sweaty man grabbing each other and rolling around in the mud; despite this, rugby players are often very homophobic.
If you ever see a rugby player, it is a good idea to run away as there is a risk that he will 1) take his clothes off and put his 'gentleman's sausage' very close to your face, or, 2) grab you by the head and punch you until you vomit out your own small intestine and pass out in the street. It is safe to say that if you are attacked in any way by a rugby player nobody will help - reason: rugby players are scary as hell.
Many argue that rugby should be made illegal in school PE lessons, but if there was no violent sport to keep bullies distracted, they would most likely just attack all the nerds whilst they are playing chess or reading books.
Guy 1: "Hey man, want to go roll around in the mud and get all sweaty and then sexually harass some nerds?"
Guy 2: "No way man, why would I want to do that?!"
Guy 1: "Because it's rugby!"
Guy 2: "Oh, OK. Now it's not weird at all!"
Guy 2: "No way man, why would I want to do that?!"
Guy 1: "Because it's rugby!"
Guy 2: "Oh, OK. Now it's not weird at all!"
by mrscoobs April 6, 2014
by siskybiz February 26, 2011
Noun: the sport in where a team of 15 players each play against eachother on a 100m (maximum) for 80 minutes scoring tries, penaltys, drop goals and conversions.
Verb: running with a ball in hand and scoring.
Verb: running with a ball in hand and scoring.
by Rugbyface10 June 3, 2020
A retarded sport gay British men play for an excuse to touch other men. Rugby fans commonly say American football is gay so they don't feel bad about themselves. Rugby is the most retarded sport ever and only cum guzzling faggots play it.
Bob: Hey Tom want to play rugby because were faggots?
Tom: Sure Bob, I'm in the mood to wrap my arms around gay dudes legs and squeeze their balls!
Bob: Oh my god cool, I hope we can have a gay 15 person orgy later with every teammate!
Tom: oh my god yes were so gay hahahaha!
Bob: Hahaha were faggots!
Tom: Sure Bob, I'm in the mood to wrap my arms around gay dudes legs and squeeze their balls!
Bob: Oh my god cool, I hope we can have a gay 15 person orgy later with every teammate!
Tom: oh my god yes were so gay hahahaha!
Bob: Hahaha were faggots!
by The 12th man February 3, 2014