A different name for American Football. Helps solve the confusion between "Soccer" and "Football".
American: "Hey let's play football!"
Englishman/Brazilian/Frenchman/Japanese or someone else who isn't American: "No, we're playing football."
American: "No that's soccer!"
Englishman/Brazilian/Frenchman/Japanese or someone else who isn't American: "No, this is football, you're playing Rugby For Girls."
Rugby For Girls- A great way for girls to make friends. they are not dykes, we are genuine people who like a sport that doesnt include high heels and tons of money...
Rich Girl- hey my daddy is getting us a limo to london and 2 grand u want to come
Rugby Girl- na i'm going up the park to play rugby
Rich Girl- Rugby for girls
Rugby Girl- well ye its gr8
Rich girl- whateva
2 days later
Rugby lad 1 - u see that blonde girl in the limo?
Rugby lad 2- ye she looked plastic but did ya see that girl up the park playing rugby
Rugby Lad 1- ye she was a rite laf got a good personality i would like to get to know her
Rugby lad 2- ye me too she mite be down there later... hopefully
What arseholes call American Football when most haven't played it or realised how hard it is to play. In American Football the pads are a weapon and your body is a missile unlike in rugby where you tackle the legs to avoid the "scwary guy wunning at me"
Rugby Dude: American football is Rugby for Girls
American Football Dude: Both sports are hard but mine is slightly harder but hey I don't care
Rugby Dude: I am away to watch rugby league (which has as many viewers as Big Brother)
American Football Dude: Cool, I am away to watch the Superbowl (the most expensive trophy and with 100 million viewers worldwide)