Mike 

A guy who is just loving and very handsome. If you're a girl, you'll instantly fall in love. Even makes will secretly fall in love with him too! He's amazing.

Girl Dude Mike is so hawt
Guy Replys He's really Hawt

Mike by Killacarlos619 May 3, 2018

Mike 

The kind of guy who will let you fuck him any which way (upside down, bondage, booty eating, something else extreme). Usually used as an ironic comeback.

"Dude you are so fucking lame!"
"hey, tie me up to tree, kiss me twice, and call me Mike"

Mike by Moobie mcgoober January 23, 2018

Mike 

Mike, an insanely hilarious doof that I will love forever. I don't know what I'd ever do without Mike. I know I had my chance to grasp his love, but I was oblivious. Mike is a guy who could probably literally make you die laughing. I should have taken him when I had the chance. If you have a Mike in your life who loves you, risk your dignity for him. Who knows, it could end up being the best decision you've ever made.

Mike: * hints that he likes me*
Me: * oblivious*

(3 weeks later)
Mike: *has a girlfriend*
Me: ;-;

Mike by dorkloaf97 December 27, 2018

mike 

He is milord. He is amazing, perfect and precious. He has a really cute dog. He loves and supports the people around him. He is just perfect ❤️
He is practically fluent in french btw.

Who is the guy who makes the best dumplings?
Oh, its mike!

mike by beatsabergirl July 14, 2019

Mike 

A complete asshole. And usually likes it in the butt.

Wow did you hear mike took a 13 incher in the butt.

Mike by How mama October 24, 2019

Mike 

A petty guy who enjoys Urban Dictionary way too much. His proudest moment is when a definition he put up for someone's name just to make a point actually gets published.

"This bitch just put my name on Urban Dictionary as a bunch of insults!"
"Damn, he's so petty-- must be a Mike"

Mike by sfdk November 5, 2019

Mike 

Biggest dick in the history

Mike with the big dick

Mike by J. Keenest March 1, 2021