Logan Miles 

A handsome man with striking grins , gets all the pussy no one compares to this man.

major slim lip

Oh my god Logan miles has a massive Shlong

Logan Miles by Childish nipple January 21, 2021

Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club 

An unwanted situation:

When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.

Or

A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.

In case of doobie drought:

Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”

In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:

Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”

Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”

Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club by MotherofMangos January 16, 2021

lawrence miles 

Science fiction writer. Most notable for writing the Doctor Who novels 'Alien Bodies', 'Interference Books One and Two' and 'The Adventuress of Henrietta Street'. A much maligned figure in fandom for his extreme views about his fellow "authors."

Lawrence Miles wrote the fantastic Doctor Who novel called 'Alien Bodies', but he's also criticized for his negative opinions of fellow Who-writers.

lawrence miles by Satsoshi April 23, 2006

Lambda Male 

The kind of male who is just constantly bleating.

"baaaaaaa"

"ah, he must be a Lambda Male"

Lambda Male by YepItsMeEgg December 7, 2021

Low Value Male 

Any man that is to needy, desperate, sarcastic, agreeable, backstabber, estrogen stuffed soyboy. They usually tend to be involuntary single and will always end up getting cuckolded by raising someone else's babies.

Prof V: This guy in my uni is so creepy and desperate, he will do anything just to get a facebook like from a girl.
Inner L: He is what you call a Low Value Male, a desperate needy creep who orbits around the girls.
Prof V: Let's just hope he doesn't pass his genes to someone else.

Low Value Male by SigmaWolfpack December 26, 2018

Loo Mates 

Office workers who end up meeting only in the loo because their bladders seem to be better synchronised than their calendars.

Dan and Stan are really close loo mates - they bumped into each other three times in the washroom yesterday.

Loo Mates by Mohit Hira August 15, 2011

libran male

A reference to a man born on 26th September who is extremely funny and well read and eats curries cooked by Cancerian women.

He is so interesting he must be a hungry Libran male.

libran male by masterboom May 2, 2017