by JBridgR April 1, 2020
The phrase "watching the faucets run" comes from a joke about Till Lindemann between fans. The joke was a badly drawn picture of Till Lindemann, watching his bathroom faucets run because it reminded him of his days as Olympic swimmer. Originally as a poke at the lead singer because his stage persona comes off as very serious and dark, it now can refer to any man.
Asking "Does he watch the faucets run?" would mean that you are asking the person about whomever man your are talking about if he carries similar traits as Till Lindemann and/or if the person being asked the question finds so said man attractive.
For a man to be qualified as a faucet watcher, he must be: Tall, barrel-chested or well built, beautiful, and looks like a complete bad ass.
Asking "Does he watch the faucets run?" would mean that you are asking the person about whomever man your are talking about if he carries similar traits as Till Lindemann and/or if the person being asked the question finds so said man attractive.
For a man to be qualified as a faucet watcher, he must be: Tall, barrel-chested or well built, beautiful, and looks like a complete bad ass.
by Frau Faux July 11, 2008
when leakage piss drips into a man boxers because he stopped to early and his body still wants to piss or he is trying to hold it in when he really needs to go.
Ex1: "Bob hurry up we're going to be late!"
"In a second woman do you want me to get dripping faucet syndrome!?"
Ex2: "Man I need to take a piss so bad I had dripping faucet syndrome all day."
"In a second woman do you want me to get dripping faucet syndrome!?"
Ex2: "Man I need to take a piss so bad I had dripping faucet syndrome all day."
by onrick June 14, 2011
Engaging in the act of anal whilst the receiver has diarrhea, and then pulling your penis out in the middle, resulting in a stream of brown liquid.
Chris: “So I was engaging in sexual activities with my good male friend Quandale Dingle, and he accidentally gave me a Flint Michigan Faucet, because he had a beefy five later burrito a couple hours prior.”
by Kanamoney March 10, 2022
Boobs where the nipples are more lower, toward the bottom of the boob.
The nipple seems to point down-ward, resembling a dripping water faucet.
The nipple seems to point down-ward, resembling a dripping water faucet.
Tom: "I had to get on my knees and practically turn my head straight up to suck her nipples."
Jake: "Those are water faucet titties, dawg."
Jake: "Those are water faucet titties, dawg."
by His spawn April 26, 2012
by holyshitsnotburger December 28, 2016
"dude wtf were you doing last nite?!"
"what do you mean???"
"you funneling emily's period at rebecca's party!!!! OMG IT WAS SICK DUDE EVERYONE WAS THROWING UP!!"
"what do you mean???"
"you funneling emily's period at rebecca's party!!!! OMG IT WAS SICK DUDE EVERYONE WAS THROWING UP!!"
by Todd January 31, 2005