Todd's definitions

metney

To take a shit. To have a bowel movement. To drop duece. To drop the kids off at the pool

I took a grat metney

by Todd January 13, 2005

cold tube

a bottle of beer

let's go drink a few cold tubes

by Todd October 4, 2006

louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

by Todd January 15, 2005

monogomous

Yadiras boyfriend...

Yadira is the picture of a monogomous man.

by Todd May 5, 2005

NPOV

Neutral Point of View

NPOV is a fundamental Wikipedia principle which states that all articles must be written from a neutral point of view, representing views fairly and without bias.

by Todd April 20, 2006

freedom of slavery

when your taking a shit, bring the knife into the bathroom and cut your asshole up like a piecrust so it leaves slits and it bleeds in excruciating pain.

yeah Johnny Appleseed loved the freedom of slavery for the reasons of the color of blood was the same as the color of apples.

by Todd January 15, 2005

monkies

the plural of monkey

alicia and all her friends are monkies.

by todd November 11, 2003