Todd's definitions

candidate for insemination

someone you'd like to stick your man meat in.

She's definalty a candidate for insemination

by todd March 10, 2003

XL

Short for excel.

More for use with taking notes as opposed to spoken word.

Its everyones job in school to XL.

by Todd December 15, 2004

penis pump

A Vacuum tube used to lengthen the male tally-wacker. Mostly used by men who have no penis. Most of them don't work. I should know.....

PENIS PUMPS ARE GAY! THEY DON"T FUCKING WORK...Caleb is gay too..

by todd January 16, 2003

tcpa

The Completely Pathetic Association

I hate the tcpa.

by Todd September 1, 2003

man bag

A little purse like bag that gay men carry around. Often disguised as a backpack but are generally smaller and much less manly.

John's leather messenger bag is cool, not like that little man bag that Randal carries around and tries to pass off as not gay.

by Todd March 3, 2005

coyter

The New Zealand word for asshole.

This other day i was talking to Andrew, and i realised, Andrew is a Coyter

by Todd January 17, 2005

Shizwack

to be messed up, confused, to be in the wrong order.

"I have to restart my computer, it's gone shizwack."

"Don't listen to what he says, he's shizwack"

by Todd March 23, 2004