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mousetrap thomas

while a girl gives you head you shit your pants and the girl gags on the smell of the shit and throws up on your dick.
"omfg dude guess what?!"

"what?"

"I gave Betty a moustrap Thomas last nite and she was puking for hours!"
by Todd January 15, 2005
mugGet the mousetrap thomasmug.

XLN't

Short for excellent.

X - "excks"
L - "ell"
N't - "ent"

More for use with taking notes as opposed to spoken word.
The retention rate from Earthlink usenet servers is far from XLN't.
by Todd December 15, 2004
mugGet the XLN'tmug.

get the sand out

someone who needs to get the sand out of there vagina... i.e. stop bitching b/c ppl. have their ian masks on
matt wouldn't shut up so i called him a stupajew and told him to get the sand out
by Todd April 21, 2004
mugGet the get the sand outmug.

Cheesin'

Uncontrollable gaseous emissions from the anus caused by the ingestion of a food that doesn't agree with one's digestive process.
Dude, what the hell did you eat? You're cheesin' man.
by Todd December 10, 2003
mugGet the Cheesin'mug.

freedom of slavery

when your taking a shit, bring the knife into the bathroom and cut your asshole up like a piecrust so it leaves slits and it bleeds in excruciating pain.
yeah Johnny Appleseed loved the freedom of slavery for the reasons of the color of blood was the same as the color of apples.
by Todd January 15, 2005
mugGet the freedom of slaverymug.

monkies

the plural of monkey
alicia and all her friends are monkies.
by todd November 11, 2003
mugGet the monkiesmug.

bub

A buddy; a friend. Someone you talk to regularly, maybe even a co-worker.
Fuck bub, I don't know what to tell ya. -or- Whattya say there, bub?
by Todd August 15, 2003
mugGet the bubmug.

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