carrot cruncher

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.
"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"
by oracle March 12, 2004
mugGet the carrot crunchermug.
A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat
those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again
by The Insult Man May 19, 2021
mugGet the Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Crunchermug.
A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny
Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier
by SPAMDELIGHT September 26, 2010
mugGet the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Crunchermug.
When a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee's doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to cum they both have diarhea on each other.
Kent gave Sally the tallahassee pelvic cruncher at my party the other day and left a real mess.
by roizilla November 19, 2007
mugGet the tallahassee pelvic crunchermug.

Razor Cruncher

An East Coast Term referring to a particularly harsh hit of marijuana when smoking out of a bong or similar apparatus, usually the 2nd or 3rd hit from the bowl. This is the hit that has all the kief on it, and the recipient usually ends up coughing a lot.
Haha oh damn...Kevin got the razor cruncher
by blizzyasfck January 19, 2011
mugGet the Razor Crunchermug.

crunchers

best minecraft player of all time, has never lost a minecraft match ever

usually seen shitting on ziblackinggg
dude, crunchers is just the fucking BEST
by crunchers October 25, 2019
mugGet the crunchersmug.

crunchers

Name camp counselors have for young campers, owing to their inability to walk through the woods quietly, used disparagingly to indicate their overall cluelessness.
Listen up, crunchers! Today we're going to learn how to tie knots and sneak up on unsuspecting dupes from Camp Wassamatta from across the lake.
by Conan the Grammarian April 09, 2009
mugGet the crunchersmug.