carrot cruncher

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"

by oracle March 13, 2004

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Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

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Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher

A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny

Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier

by SPAMDELIGHT September 26, 2010

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tallahassee pelvic cruncher

When a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee's doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to cum they both have diarhea on each other.

Kent gave Sally the tallahassee pelvic cruncher at my party the other day and left a real mess.

by roizilla October 31, 2007

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Cornish cruncher

An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.

"I tell you, boy. That wench Vicky gave me a right Cornish cruncher last night. Lovely jubbly..."

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

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