West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.
"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"
by oracle March 13, 2004
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A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny
Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier
by SPAMDELIGHT September 26, 2010
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When a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee's doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to cum they both have diarhea on each other.
Kent gave Sally the tallahassee pelvic cruncher at my party the other day and left a real mess.
by roizilla October 31, 2007
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A word to describe a usually typical white make or female because they don’t have much taste in food.
That ratchet slut was also a damn cornstarch cruncher not even seasoning her food.
by JayPatelBabes8 December 11, 2021
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The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family
Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019
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so basically you hit a fortnite dab, then proceed to topple a communist government and liberate a slovakian country
vro, im finna Tite cruncher this mf on jailbreak
by Le epic 9gagger December 21, 2018
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