Lemon 

A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.

(long joke ensues)
“YEAH BUT HIS LAPTOP ISNT EVEN ON”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHAHAHA... this was a lemon, guys.”

Lemon by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021

Lemon 

Taste like vagina, taste like piss and it is yellow

"You like lemon"?
"Yes"

Lemon by Milkisstronk January 16, 2022

Lemon 

An idiotic human being

YOU ABSOLUTE LEMON!!

Lemon by Microwav e March 10, 2022

LEMon 

Gus Grissom hung a coat hanger with a lemon on the LEM (the Lunar Excursion Module or Apollo Lunar Module) signifying it wasn't going to work. A lemon is something that is crappy or not very good at its designated function. Upon close inspection of the LEM in Apollo photos one can see it is covered in black construction paper and gold tinted cellophane. The design and engineering document for the LEM was only 110 pages long. Projects of similar budgets to the LEM had an average of 50,000 pages. It would never have functioned as a real Lunar module.

Even a leaf blower would make a bigger blast crater then the LEMon.

LEMon by redshirtguy May 10, 2022

Lemon 

a lesbian;
a device created out of a lemon for smoking hashish.

Lemon by lopus April 24, 2003

Lemon 

vegeble

want lemon is good vegeble

Lemon by 不明白 February 25, 2020

lemon 

1) A type of fruit that is very useful when making tarts, teas, or pies

2) Anything from Kia

1) That lemon tart looks good

2) Kia Sportages are ugly

lemon by claustrophobic chicken December 15, 2004