A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.
I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again
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formulated to help you absorb sweat, control odors and prevent chafing all day as an additional layer of protection and freshness.
No matter your needs, Certain Dri has a product for you
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one of the original clinical antiperspirant brands and the #1 Doctor recommended brand for people with excessive sweating.
Certain Dri offers 3 levels of protection for people with excessive sweating
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A person ready to take on any new adventure and make the experience worthwhile. Very good with handling financial business. Handsome and trustworthy.
You look like a Dries. Can you guide me into this new experience?
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A very hot boy with a great ass. He eats a lot but looks still like a stick. He has an great personality but definitly a great ass
You have a thick ass, is your name Dries?
Each girl wants a fat ass just as Dries.
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Is that dries

Yeah

Isn’t he a cuck
Dude ur too nice
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