Hands down the most wonderful season of them all.
A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.
Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.
The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.
When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.
A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.
Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.
Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.
The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.
When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.
A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.
Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
"It's Jack and Diane Season y'all! Get your jorts on, crack open a Busch latte and get ready to paint em' green!!
by Cumdik April 10, 2021
She will be the next ms. Universe. She has a charismatic beauty. She will do anythingshe wanted to do. She will become a successful business woman.
by Lovefromafar June 9, 2021
A girl who has long black hair and is very athletic. Might be on the hip hop team, basketball, or volleyball team. She is very tall and has a unique smile. She might of had braces before but most likely doesn't have them now. Many guys try to get at her but she is loyal af. People love to be around her because she brings the biggest smile to them but she has her bad days sometimes. She is very sociable and gets along with everyone. She may have been played a couple times. She claims that she loves Lil Pump but that is a lie. But other than that this type of person is truly amazing.
by nuggetlo November 11, 2017
by Resdawg2 May 26, 2005
An NES bootleg where some character called "Fortran" (some guy who looks like Mario) is apparently gambling(?)
The character is used in another bootleg called "7 GRAND DAD"
The character is used in another bootleg called "7 GRAND DAD"
by Ekdkfkkrddkfkkfcefcdxwsxqszzaa March 13, 2022
someone who is so hot and a little bitter. she is so caring and she is curvy. she is one of the funniest people you know and she loves her little white boys. she has a major sweet tooth and doesn't put up with any nonsense. her turn on words is Jigga wigga. she loves little boys and one day inspires to be a master of her kind
him: hey Jigga wigga
Sydney Diane Monique Thomas: (BArk BaRk) stop it y/n you know what that does to me
him: ew your weird
person2: no she is so hot and she can even griddy
him: yea, i guess. come here syd
Sydney Diane Monique Thomas: (BArk BaRk) stop it y/n you know what that does to me
him: ew your weird
person2: no she is so hot and she can even griddy
him: yea, i guess. come here syd
by boojigga November 16, 2022
A very nice, traumatized girl with good hair, hot nails, and a hot face. She sings CPR to her bf all of the time
by HotBikerDudeNamedDude January 18, 2022