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Shit-Flops 

Cheapo flip-flops you can buy at the dollar store or anywhere else, always costing less than $10. Also known as Double Pluggers
"Let's race!" Can't run, I'm wearing shit-flops

My shoes broke! "can i help fix them?" Don't worry about it, they're just shit-flops

I'm going to the beach tomorrow, but don't have any sandals, guess i'll just pick up some shit-flops
Shit-Flops by Titagula Gervais August 21, 2010
Related Words

Floppy Hammer 

When a guy has half a boner, but it is not all the way hard. Girls, if this happens to your mate, you better step it up bitches.
Peter: Dude, she only gave me a floppy hammer. What the hell?
Floppy Hammer by Furry Faggot November 19, 2010

Floppy Eagle 

When a woman is on her knees pleasuring four men simultaneously from her ass, her mouth, as well as her left and right hand. Because she doesn't have her hands on the floor for leverage, this uncoordinated act resembles a gagging eagle in flight flapping it's wings struggling for balance.
As an act of true patriotism the drunk skank choked on his toy soldier while three other troops skewered that floppy eagle from every direction.
Floppy Eagle by Mark Geezee January 16, 2007

format my floppy

Old-school geek talk...refers to the geeky male's desire for his penis (floppy) to be stimulated sexually until he ejaculates (format).
Yeah, baby, you can format my floppy anytime. Wanna play World of Warcraft?
format my floppy by DirkD January 24, 2007

Flip Flops 

Empty floppy tits with no side profile

Nipple resides at the bottom of the breast
Flip Flops by Working Class Hero December 27, 2020

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007