Jester Eyed

When your woman comes on your face so much your eyes get pasted together and you are Jester Eyed.

Amber had me so jester eyed last night she had to lead me to the bathroom.

by bossman billy October 30, 2013

eight eyed sixty nine

When two people who have glasses on are getting together each one face down in each others bathing suit areas

patrick and nancy are in the other room giving the eight eyed sixty nine

by sack o' potatoes May 25, 2011

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

Billy-Eyed

to become horribly cross-eyed ergo you cannot comprehend what is going on.

"That movie was so bad it made me billy-eyed!"

"I don't know what they were saying, it was all billy-eyed"

"That chick was so fine I got all billy-eyed and didn't get a date"

"$15 for a beer? That place is billy-eyed"

by not another pseudonym January 25, 2012

goat eyed high

When your so high on marijuana that you feel that your pupils have went squared !!!

Look at Jake guys he is goat eyed high

by scootertramp April 23, 2016

Brown eyed syndrome

Someone who has brown eyes and can't see the golden blue eyes of other people and sees brown eyes instead.

She thinks he has brown eyes, she has brown eyed syndrome.

by A+AD August 11, 2018

One Eyed Starfish

A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.

Aka: # 1️⃣👁⭐️🐠

The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.

by Whatholes August 10, 2021