n00b 

anyone who uses this word to try and offend is an asshole, simple as that, just because people have social lives and you don't doesn't mean you have to go all fucking nerdy

prick: "you n00b how can you die so fast"

moi/any other social person: "shut the fuck up you peice of shit"

n00b by Simon "the wotsit" Radford May 9, 2006

n00b 

A 1337 corruption of newbie (newb).

1. A new player to an online game that shows disregard for rules and regulations.
2. An offensive term that means a new player.

There is a difference between a newb (newbie) and a noob (n00b). A newb is a new player. A noob (n00b)is a new player that disregards rules.

(after getting Kill Stolen in games) "I'm reporting you n00b."
(after a new player begs for help or items) "I'm reporting you n00b."
(after a new player annoys a crowd or makes a racist or sexist remark) "I'm reporting you n00b." "Go away n00b."

n00b by Seiichiro Watari April 27, 2006

n00b 

Not knowing the the FUCK you're doing. (:

(A person who doesn't know what the FUCK they're doing.)

"Look at that damn n00b over there."
"Yeah I know dude, he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing!"
"Lololzzz!"

n00b by LALALALOVE February 25, 2008

n00b 

- A derogatory term to label an individual who is, for the most part, Internet/Computer illiterate.

- Someone who really sucks at a particular video game, or all video games in general. Usually prone to throwing a fit when he/she loses.

Internet n00b: can somneo please teel me how two post pictres.

Computer n00b: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS CORD DO?

Video game n00b: AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG I KEEP LOSING IN THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

n00b by The Good Guy December 1, 2006

n00b 

1. someone who lacks all skill at life.
2. one with no videogame prowess
3. a cheater/hacker

avengeance underestimated his foe, he thinks hes better than he is, avengeance is a n00b.

n00b by Mcdeathkill July 26, 2006

n00b 

A guy in Americas Army who is smoking his own side of the playfield. Also a guy who needs 10 seconds to realize that someone's shooting at him or the little thing what just fell right beside him is a grenade...

Look at that n00b, he was shooting his own teammates so he got permanently banned from the server loool

n00b by Bouta June 22, 2006

n00b 

Someone who lacks the ability to do something; a new comer. Usually used in video/computer games...I use it to mean anyone new at something, especially doing drugs/smoking.

Those n00bs couldn't smoke weed for shit! They suck in, and let it out without breathing it in. Next time, let's give them oregano instead.

n00b by madi.hates.n00bs January 30, 2010