Extreame messup, "To fuck up something", to blow something (hahahaha not tht way You no waht we mean)
by Lil Nait234 January 18, 2010
a replacement word for: drink, drunk, beer, pussy, any other drugs, and so on. pretty much is a way to keep what you're doing in the dorm room private and anonymous to the passer-by's in the halls.
by Matt Baumann February 3, 2007
I'ma beat his muffing butt.
Baby, we are going to muff all night long.
MOTHER MUFFER!
Oh yeah? Well, muff you!
It's muffin cold out here.
Baby, we are going to muff all night long.
MOTHER MUFFER!
Oh yeah? Well, muff you!
It's muffin cold out here.
by xoxo coco loco oxox December 4, 2010
by Brown beauty February 26, 2003
A sex position where the man pops a chocolate muffin on the front of his willy and proceeds to anally pound a woman, afterwords eating the muffin/shit mixture out of her bumhole.
Woman 1: Tyler and I Muff Muffed last night, it was so hot.
Woman 2: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did it hurt?
Woman 1: Nah, he's got a chode so it wasn't too bad.
Woman 2: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did it hurt?
Woman 1: Nah, he's got a chode so it wasn't too bad.
by A Slightly Gay Straight White February 22, 2016
Muff to me, is, something that is very undesirable. Also, something that is considered garbage or worthless.
by Poos Yoosy August 1, 2017
by OilyVegans May 28, 2019