Noun; Excessive, limp tissue of a womans vagina, that tends to 'flop' over to the respective leg when in the missionary position.
Bradford: Baby.
Angelina: Yeah?
Bradford: Your vagina is sloppy. It looks like a 1920s South Carolina tablecloth.
Angelina: Bradford, I am from Tennessee.
Angelina: Yeah?
Bradford: Your vagina is sloppy. It looks like a 1920s South Carolina tablecloth.
Angelina: Bradford, I am from Tennessee.
by Jenaveve Anniston February 27, 2009
The woman whose bikini pics I ashamedly masturbate to . The reason our kids are getting Shit grades in school . A girl who was " nervous" yet couldnt prove that her I.Q was above that of a vegetable when later interviewed. Barbie who knows that our education such as South Africa and "
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Jimmy was choking his chicken to some nude shots of that stupid little hottie Miss Teen South Carolina , when his mother walked in and snipped off his John Thomas.
by BigJohnson69420 November 2, 2011
a tiny school out in the middle of nowhere surrounded by marines, old people, and tourists. Good if you have a car and unlimited supply of money for gas. The only thing close is Wal-Mart and the Kangaroo gas station. Watch out for the fox on campus, he'll stare you down.
Only go to University of South Carolina Beaufort if you wanna get the hell away from your parents for a few months, cuz you won't like it for too long.
by Blackkat63 February 17, 2009
by AyyLilMayo August 8, 2016
When you take a massive shit in a public place and it gets smeared all over the floor from people walking and slipping in it.
Billy: I had to shit so bad that I did a South Carolina burger durger at Walmart. I feel bad for the sucker that has to clean that up.
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 May 16, 2020
"Hey girl you don't look so good." "Yeah sorry my boyfriend gave me some South Carolina Frosted Brownies last night."
by ARMY SHADES July 29, 2008
the girl (or guy) gets on hands and knees and spreads their cheeks, while their partner mauls a tractor straight up their ass, change the oil, then puts it in reverse and exits through the anal cavity.
yesterday i hit her with the south carolina tractor fuck and she died from a tractor being up her ass.
by englishtecher69 November 2, 2018