blitzed as poland

When one is in the state of which you are so high it outmatches the Nazi blitzkrieg into Poland!

Brian: Dude I'm as blitzed as poland!
Thomas: Wtf you saying bro
Brian: I'm extremely fucking high.

by 1337w33d October 25, 2009

Invade poland

Invade poland is when you are going to shove your penis through a girl really hard, almost brutally! Barbarian style, no fingering or licking before, just a really hard push from the first time! Not recommended on virgins lol.

Girl u`d better relax cause i`m gonna invade poland!

by DARi0 April 23, 2009

Poland Spring

by far the best tasting water you can get. The reason why no one drinks tap water anymore. Drink a bottle of Poland Spring and try to compare it to other brands of bottle water and tap water from the toilet. You will see a huge difference in the taste.

I only drink poland spring water and no other water

by tatomuck1 March 30, 2009

Poland Springs

Number 1 bottled water brand used by daily bong stoners to fill their piece with.

Yo nig, go grab a Poland springs to fill this piece with.

by Rehsif July 31, 2011

Fuck Poland

Poland is a gay country full of fagatron 9000s they suck giant pps hitler made them his bitch

Person one fuck Poland person two yes fuck Poland polish person dies

by Giantppmansr March 11, 2022

The Poland Polisher

When you ejaculate on a bald head and use your discharge as polish.

I use The Poland Polisher on my dad to keep him looking clean.

by RandomUser03737 June 4, 2021

invasion of poland

A leisure activity that practically took the elite of Nazi Germany by storm in the months following up to September 1939, where a massive Invasion of Poland tournamend was held in the city of Warsaw.

Sorry, lad, I've got Invasion of Poland training this afternoon.

by memeboiiiii November 13, 2017