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Dirty Oompa Loompa 

The act of packing your partner’s anus with saffron and proceeding to fuck them until your dick turns orange.
We originally just wanted to grab a little olive oil to use as lube, but once we saw the saffron in the pantry, we knew we had to try for the dirty oompa loompa.

Under an oompa loompa 

Another comeback that is added to the end of a sentence to diss someone stupidly. Just like, "In bed".
Joe: Dood...I saw the TRIPPIEST thing yesterday!
Matt: Under an oompa loompa!

Catch The Oompa Loompa

When you see (a) orange tinted, spray-tanned Dwarf(s) or midget(s) that you mistake for an Oompa Loompa on the loose. You then proceed to catch the little b*tch in order to get a reward for your deeds...hopefully. Willy Wonka would be proud of your efforts!
Homegirl1: Ohh shit look its a oompa loompa on da loose! Girl we need to return it to Wonka's Chocolate Factory, den we'll get more money den a bitch! Ahh! Lets go Catch the Oompa Loompa !
WhiteLady1: Thats not a oompa loompa! Thats a Midget! Don't be rude!
Homegirl2: Bitch shut the hell up! You a blind ass bitch!
(Homegirl1 + Homegirl2 then push WhiteLady1 out of the way and run after the midget and attack him, throwing him into a garbage bag and slapping him against an object in order to knock him out.)
Homegirl1: Okay now we need to go to fedex or shit!

Reverse Oompa Loompa 

Genelle is a reverse oompa loompa.

Ailen isn't because she is a tan oompa loompa that weighs 148 (no she doesn't).

Jacky is not a reverse oompa loompa since she is short and yellow.
Reverse Oompa Loompa by Toe-Penis November 16, 2010

stray oompa loompa 

An oompaloompa that has gone awol.
There's a stray oompa loompa running the United States and his name is Donald Trump.
stray oompa loompa by HOMERO89 January 15, 2018

International Oompa Loompa day 

Remember Willy wonka and when he wasn’t on TikTok well this is a day for his OOMPA LOOMPAS
KID:What day is it?
MOM: it is international Oompa Loompa day!