costco shopping spree

when you put so much junk in a girls trunk it takes her an hour to unload it.
"in relation to people buying bulk at the retail giant Costco"

"last night i performed the Costco shopping spree, now Amy can barely walk"

by t dick October 19, 2006

Costco Husband/Wife

A person you share a warehouse club membership with. Sometimes you split large orders from said warehouse club with as well.

I need to find a Costco husband/wife so I can get that deal on the plasma.

by groovygrl November 19, 2008

Rosco From Costco

A man. An utter unit that strikes fear into the hearts of everyone. The very definition of a god.

Who's that sexy dude. Oh, that's a Rosco from Costco.

by The Guy from MN November 11, 2021

Costco Cock Muffin

A large, girthy, oddly proportioned, circumsized penis, that resembles a delicious Costco muffin, particularly their coffee cake muffin due to a crusty exterior. This term has also been used in reference to various other Costco muffins, such as their blueberry muffin, poppyseed muffin, and double chocolate muffin. Either way, the chances that it will fit, even into the widest of sluts, is highly unlikely.

These are very common and should be taken very seriously, so if you see one please remember they aren't dangerous (usually), and everyone needs a good fuck every once in a while. So take self medicate with some Rohypnol (Ruffies) and bend over!

DAYUM!!! He had a massive, crusty, Costco Cock Muffin in his pants! It tasted like the real thing!

by Jonsuckscockadoodledoo July 9, 2014

costco run

Just like the weekend big shop at Costco but with your slutty wife, where you hunt trying to find any spot to park your sausage-mobile in her parking lot, and eventually settle on something in the back and you spend way more of your wad than you expected.

The kids were at a sleepover, so I convinced the wife to do a little Costco run.

by Crazymon August 26, 2014

Costco berry ice cream

What you get at the food counter at Costco. Very very yummy yummy scrumptious and enlightening.

"Dad can I have some Costco berry ice cream?"
"Well I suppose since we're already here..."
"YAAYYY THANKS DAD"
"I love you son"
"I love you too dad"
"Wake up"
"Aw man another dream with my dad. But at least I got some Costco berry ice cream"

by Aim For North May 16, 2022

freer than a free sample at costco

When you're so free that you are actually compared to a free sample at costco.

Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?

by YourEverydayRetard February 23, 2021