“What’s the mileage like on that yoke?” “323,000km” “You’ll never be able to sell that, it has “moon miles” on it”
by Budgiesmuggler69 January 6, 2021
today is your day to slap a miles. give him the biggest five star you can because today is your day to do it.
drew: *slaps miles*
miles: "hey what was that for ?!"
drew: "it's national slap miles day"
miles: "oh, makes sense"
miles: "hey what was that for ?!"
drew: "it's national slap miles day"
miles: "oh, makes sense"
by weirdo0102 December 9, 2021
X:Hey want to come over and decorate the Christmas tree?
Y: Sorry no time for that, I've got miles to run
X: Hey let me call you back later, just got home ....
Y: Don't stress, I know you've got miles to run
Y: Sorry no time for that, I've got miles to run
X: Hey let me call you back later, just got home ....
Y: Don't stress, I know you've got miles to run
by nadestt December 19, 2019
by classy09 June 9, 2012
After eating a bean burrito at the airport, Jimmy joined the mile high deuce club on his fifteen hour flight from LAX to Sydney.
by jdiggity83 June 30, 2023
by Folsomdude March 19, 2021
Here is the brief plot of the beginning of this complex film that consists of drama, mystery and crime:
Paul Edgecomb (Tom Hanks) walked the mile with a variety of cons. He had never encountered someone like John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan), a massive black man convicted of brutally killing a pair of young sisters. Coffey had the size and strength to kill anyone, but not the demeanor. Beyond his simple, naive nature and a deathly fear of the dark, Coffey seemed to possess a prodigious, supernatural gift. Paul began to question whether Coffey was truly guilty of murdering the two girls.
Coffey :
In a way, Coffey is a form of god and has been bestowed upon earth as a sacrificial lesson to the humans to witness his existence.
Paul: After having to unwillingly charge Coffey with murder and rape of two girls (although he wasn’t guilty), Paul is cursed.
Paul Edgecomb (Tom Hanks) walked the mile with a variety of cons. He had never encountered someone like John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan), a massive black man convicted of brutally killing a pair of young sisters. Coffey had the size and strength to kill anyone, but not the demeanor. Beyond his simple, naive nature and a deathly fear of the dark, Coffey seemed to possess a prodigious, supernatural gift. Paul began to question whether Coffey was truly guilty of murdering the two girls.
Coffey :
In a way, Coffey is a form of god and has been bestowed upon earth as a sacrificial lesson to the humans to witness his existence.
Paul: After having to unwillingly charge Coffey with murder and rape of two girls (although he wasn’t guilty), Paul is cursed.
by Banz November 17, 2020