Pearl Harbor

When a flock of geese fly overhead start shitting simultaneusly

Person 1: "hey Bert, aren't birds just so cool?"

Person 2: "yeah Ernie, I always thoug...
*geese fly overhead and start shitting simultaneously*
Both: "OH FUCK NOT PEARL HARBOR!"

by Jack Handelson January 29, 2017

Pearled

When a man ejaculates on a man or women’s neck creating the appearance of a pearl necklace.

“Dude! I totally pearled Sally last night. She looked classy AF.”

by Cannikay February 24, 2018

Pearled

Used to describe when an autograph is placed on a baseball, for a reason that makes no sense probably made up by prepubescent autograph hounds, the unemployed or virgins that chase clout instead of women

Damn bro Juan Soto pearled my baseball. Short signature under the Rawlings Logo

by Autographs101 April 27, 2020

Pearled

Used to describe when an autograph is placed on a baseball, for a reason that makes no sense probably made up by prepubescent unemployed autograph hounds that chase clout instead of women

Damn bro Juan Soto pearled my baseball. Short signature under the Rawlings Logo

by Autographs101 April 27, 2020

Pearled

To roll a blunt with great skills and perfection !

Ofn I just pearled this bitch.
Where's the lighter?

by Tsblauren April 25, 2018

pearled

a perfect blunt

shi you pearled that hoe, good job

by imhighrn420 December 14, 2021

Pearled

To fuse the spilt cigarillo with a light er after spilling it and removing guts

He pearled the blizzy by using the lighter

by hootini August 18, 2018