bottles and cups of unfinished beverages left on the carpet
i got off the couch and set off two cups and a longneck carpet mine drenching the region in beer and shiraz
by kidlinger June 25, 2010
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a single small patch of facial hair just below the lower lip and above the chin.
Wife: please shave your chin carpet!
Husband: absolutely not
by missmama June 4, 2021
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The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.
Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*

James: It's back to carpets for you.
by randombeans June 11, 2022
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Your vacuum cleaner breaks down and several weeks go by while looking for a replacement ... then you notice debris on the carpet is not getting deeper every day because your feet are tracking the same amount out as they track in each day -- that's carpet equilibrium.
No vacuum ? carpet equilibrium will solve the problem.
by richinventor November 22, 2015
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