by Nardzz May 25, 2017
i got off the couch and set off two cups and a longneck carpet mine drenching the region in beer and shiraz
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Your vacuum cleaner breaks down and several weeks go by while looking for a replacement ... then you notice debris on the carpet is not getting deeper every day because your feet are tracking the same amount out as they track in each day -- that's carpet equilibrium.
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