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A large beer with a tapered 'long' neck.
Usually 750ml, can be 800ml.
Similar to a '40 in the USA.
"Pass me another longie/longneck."
"You want Toohey's New or VB?"
by Diego July 18, 2003
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12 ounce bottles of beer.
"Dude. I got a case of long necks. We're gettin so fucked up tonight."
by Juan February 17, 2005
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Any person or thing that has a longneck. Most comonly referred to the Diplodocus, a dinosour, which was well known for having a long neck.

Recently, Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) from The Hunger Games has been known for having a long neck. Some people have given her the nickname Katneck Everlong. A mixture of her name and a refernce to her long neck.
by Foxface July 27, 2012
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A type of beer bottle with a long tapered thin neck at the top.
We drank beer from longnecks without using a glass.
by p June 30, 2003
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The random yelling of a made up word in order to get attention or anger some one.
"URRRRRR!!!" "Man that was a good long neck, you scared the piss out of him!"
by Jay Bonnaer December 13, 2007
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a vegetarian. comes from long necked animals being herbivores.
youve had enough salad, eat some beef you longneck
by seanom October 07, 2007
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Longneck the devastating disease causing someone to believe they are a quality rapper. The Longneck is highly contagious, some early symptoms which can be noticed are purchasing $20 worth of beer, or identifying the forest as your home. If you start moving your hands in strange ways and making mouth motions that make no sense, it is recommended that you consult with a doctor as this most likely means you have contracted longneck.
You: "See that delusional rapper counting dollar bills in the forest"
Your friend: "Yeah stay away from that dude he has a mean case of longneck"
by THELONGNECK September 15, 2016
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