smooch face

A face you REALLY wanna smooch!

Calvin asked Hobbes if it was strange that he thought Susie Derkins had a Smooch Face.

by VSmooch February 5, 2018

Dick Faced Ronald

When the Hall Monitor becomes an Alter Boy and tries to become a priest but is turned down because he's too skeevy, that's a Dick Faced Ronald.

Fuck no, I'm not paying Dat. You tell me why I gotta pay extra for bringing my own towels. And, how Dick Faced Ronald even know what towels I be using?

by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022

Ghost Pepper Face

When someone's face is so bright & red it looks like they ate ghost peppers

I bumped into Rolf today at school. Man his face was so red it looks like he ate 10 ghost peppers. He has a Ghost Pepper Face!

by AngDevilo February 27, 2019

eat a face

When you are so bad you just eat a hard face

God, jimmy just goes out all the time and will eat a face.

by Josh the Hammer January 17, 2018

Buck-faced

To get drunk/shit-faced on Buckfast tonic/wine

Got completely Buck-faced last-night

by Martyn71 July 15, 2019

Resting Bitch Face

An expression that is held by someone, typically (but by no means always) a woman. It is characterized by having a very slight scowl in the eyebrows, lips drawn in (sometimes occurred by sucking in the bottom lip), a pronounced tilt of the head, and a slight squinting of the eyes that would convey an expression of slight pain is discomfort. When performed properly, the sufferer should look to be perpetually constipated, and yet for some reason, utterly satisfied with being so. "Smug" is a common way to describe someone with a resting bitch face.

This expression is pronounced in its commonality, as in, it's the most common expression upon the sufferer's face. It is typically a signifier of someone who is arrogant, condescending, obnoxious or just generally bitchy. Commonly seen by journalists or other people commonly on TV.

I don't know how you can watch that show, the anchor has a massive resting bitch face. You'd think the higher ups would tell her to fix that.

by MJM1985 April 18, 2021

sit on ur boyfriends face day

May 23rd national sit on your boyfriends face day go get your boyfriend and ask him to lay down and plop that cake on his face it dont matter if you got a small or biggg booty sit on his face u can keep ur clothes on or if really love him take those pants off rub back and forth and make him love u even more and if ur name starts with a k take those panties off u wont need em you freaky girl

sit on ur boyfriends face day Use his face as a chair

by MrFrost28YT$ April 17, 2024