Face card

Said when someone has a beautiful face that stands out in group pictures, looks good in all angles, etc.

“Ashley is so gorgeous. Her face card never declines.”

by soleada October 25, 2025

Mitch faced

Eat so much meat your profusely sweating and your eyes are bigger than your stomach

Let’s go to dinner and get Mitch faced

by Bee 1406 July 15, 2022

Windshield Wiper Face

During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.

Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"

by ThatsNiceMN December 4, 2020

Break face

To show up

Did John break face to the party last night? No he didn’t.

by Rosewell1104 April 7, 2022

face orgy

The result of heavy, sloppy kissing that borders on the inappropriate.

God just look at that heavy smoochin' goin on there! It looks like a face orgy!

by Bauxb January 2, 2017

Slanted Face

Used to derogatorily describe an autistic, or otherwise mentally handicapped, person.

Oh my god, I'm in my Socials class and this slanted face keeps screaming out loud, it's really pissing me off.

by iandelicisultragay April 19, 2018

Fuck Face

Imagining someone else’s face while having sex

Tim wasn’t over his breakup with Tina so he fuck faced Heather.

by Bobbygoo45 June 2, 2020