ya mums a doorknob

"ya mums a doorknob, everyone's had a turn"

by Gimme cancer December 18, 2017

Ya Mum Reflex

When "Ya Mum" is your only comeback and answer to every question possible. Usually developes in year nine boys.

Whats up?: Ya mum
OMG guess what!!: ya mum?
I'm going to the movies with Nikki tomorrow: i'm going with ya mum
This tastes like lipgloss: Ya mum tasles like lipgloss
Thats cheap!: ya mum's cheap
i love you: i love ya mum
Ultimate burger meal: ya mums the ultimate burger meal!
Did you do your homework?: i did ya mum!
What kind of music do you listen to?: ya mum
What do you want for your birthday?: Ya mum!
Dude you look like a zombie: so does ya mum
Any Questions?: Ya Mum!!
Guess what, i just finished Guitar Hero on Expert!: ...ya mum....
seriously cbf doing this assignment: neither can ya mum
i wish superman was real: ya mum is superman
Why??: because ya mum

i hate your fricken ya mum reflex!!

by AJI27 August 16, 2009

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Ya Mum Gey

Ya Mum Gey means your mom is acting super horny towards other moms and she is lesbian

Gamer: Ya Mum Gey

You: What!
Gamer: I saw your mom fingering herself in the corner while watching lesbian porn

by BigHi123 June 5, 2018

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ya mum's dead

The act of having ya mum dead.

Hey James, Ya mum's dead.

by El Stinko February 15, 2005

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Ya Mum

Most notable call of the Pikes, after a NORMAL person has offended them in some way by mentioning their dad or their house. Usually followed by GorgeBred or GUMSY!!!

"YA MUM, talk about youir house again i'll rob them boots of ya feet,GUMSY"

by Oliver Johnson December 2, 2003

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