Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

A phrase made popular by the 1989 movie 'Heathers' and the 2014 musical of the same name. It is very similar in meaning to 'Are you retarded?'.

Heather Duke: Can I be red?

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? I'm always red

Heather McNamara: I've been looking forward to this all day!
Heather Duke: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

by ChrisWiltrout December 30, 2016

Salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby

A grandiose insult only used for the highest of offenses, it means the victim of this unspeakable offense, are a mineral consuming infant with a round physique and the facial appearance of a tumor

"my girlfriend cheated on me the other day..."
"Well she's a salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby!"

by PixelKat February 21, 2023

tumor mill

Rumors that someone has cancer. Starts out unconfirmed and quickly escalates.

Did you hear the Tumor Mill? Steve Jobs has cancer.

by k7lty February 3, 2015

Flood tumor

A calcified mass in a person's intracranial space that is created from when a person jizzed a fuckton of fluids at the end of a blowjob.

Did you hear that Stacy is in the hospital? I heard that she got a flood tumor.

by eggsandpan December 1, 2018

Cock tumor

When a man’s cock is so fucking massive that it causes a bulge on the exterior of a females stomach when deep inside, protruding upwards creating the image of a bump and tumor

“Girl, last night.. I was watching him fuck me raw and that cock tumor, my stomach was bulging from his massive cock”

by Double_savior19 August 11, 2022

Tumor humor

When somebody makes a really bad joke, or (even though is seems there's no such thing as) a bad pun ( :O )

Dave: "What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam."
Steve: "... Tumor Humor, Dave. Tumor Humor."

by Stephanzor February 9, 2022

Fur Tumor

A fur tumor is when an animal gets their fur so matted up and such, -caked with mud maybe- that it literally seems like its part of the animal...

Guy 1: Woah! Did you see the vet cut off Fluffys fur tumor?

Guy 2: Yeah, biggest fur ball I ever seen!

by EmmaTheLeoaprd June 26, 2010