squirrel

A male's genetals usually belonging to a great looking guy

Hey girl i see you scamin' on all that squirrel!!

by Tiffiny January 20, 2007

squirrel

Term for a person who does not know when to cross in traffic, or a person who casually walks in front of a moving vehicle with little or no concern.

Origin: A racist joke.
Q - What's the difference between a black person and a squirrel?
A - A squirrel knows when not to cross in traffic.

Note: Contrary to the origin of the joke, a squirrel can be a person of any race, sex, religion, etc.

Example:
I was driving over here and almost hit someone. The stupid squirrel just walked right out in front of my car.

by RaScarabous October 10, 2011

squirrel

1) a person who gets what they want and goes. "Grab your nuts and go"
2) to squirrel out is to basically ditch someone after you've got what you wanted.

"Did Marcus come to your party, man?"
"Yeah he did and took a few shots then bucked, what a squirrel."

"Ryan squirreled out on us. He said he'd give us a ride since we let him stay the night, but then he never called back."

by megpigirl May 17, 2009

squirrel

a cute woman who happens to love illegal substances.

"that squirrel smoked my shit"

by squirrely 1 kanobe December 21, 2004

squirrel

the large clump of hair nestling around the butthole. like a mohawk, but wedged between your cheeks.

dude, jon's passed out naked on the bed and all you can see is his hairy squirrel

by Anonymous June 09, 2003

squirrel

Somebody who adheres to L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology writings but doesn't go through the Church of Scientology when doing so. They either practice scientology on their own or in other groups.

The Church of Scientology considers (fill in group here) to be a squirrel organization.

by 2182 September 27, 2009

squirrel

a black man, woman, or child

"This place is crawling with squirrels!"

by ryu-chan September 30, 2012