Squirrel 

A derogatory statement to describe the females of our species.

"You see that lady over there, don't talk to her, that's my squirrel!"
"I call dibs on all the squirrels in this bar."
"Why are you eyeballing my girlfriend? That's my squirrel bitch."

Squirrel by eRoc-of-AAA December 22, 2008

Squirrel 

A word to describe what a person does when they are easily distracted.

Bob: So, in conclusion, 4+4 = 8
Tommy: Wait, what?
Bob: I just gave an hour lesson on this!
Jim: Yeah, but Tommy was like "Squirrel!" the whole time.

Squirrel by snape+scabbers=AWESOME June 13, 2011

Squirrel 

The most terrifying creature that will ever live

RUN!!! IT'S A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!

Squirrel by D-Monkey March 9, 2018

squirrel 

Another name for a snatch or a bush.

LeRoy and Tyrone went under the grandstand at the game to see if they could shoot (see) some squirrels.

squirrel by Richard Black March 11, 2005

squirrel 

A hairy cootch.

Mrs. Jimmy?: "Honey, pick me up a box of squirrel covers when you're at the store, okay?"
Jimmy: "You want the panty liner size, or the hospital size?"

squirrel by Jimmy? June 6, 2003

Squirrel 

A woman's pubic hair.

I just got a peek at Erin's squirrel.

Squirrel by judbgrdmchn June 6, 2017

squirrel 

slut who's forte is to eat nuts

ecounter with grace again?..that squirrel loves her nuts

squirrel by ozslang August 23, 2003